Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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