Quick, to the slutcave!
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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