So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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