And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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