were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Randomize
