Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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