Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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