I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Randomize
