I think scott just propositioned me for sex
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
It was like getting head from an anaconda
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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