you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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