I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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