No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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