This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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