Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
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