Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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