After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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