super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
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