And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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