Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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