My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
People in love make me want to vomit
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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