And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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