Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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