Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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