Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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