Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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