He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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