Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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