Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
