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eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
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