just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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