Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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