I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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