I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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