how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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