I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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