so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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