I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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