Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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