my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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