Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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