My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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