in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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