So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
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