I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
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