Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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