Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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