We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Randomize
