he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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