garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
We had to coat check the pizza.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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