Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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