return my video game
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Randomize
