I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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