There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
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